I recently read a hilarious blog post called “31 thoughts during a massage that everyone has, because it’s truly a bizarre experience“, by Kara Weymouth Although, they are 31 thoughts in this article, I will only answer a few of these, because I’ve already covered most of this in previous blog posts. Now again, these responses only apply to me and my business. Other therapists and businesses may think and do differently.
- Do other people neatly folded and stacked their clothing here? Whether you fold your clothes or just drape them across the chair, it makes no difference. So as long as my feet are not tangled in your clothes, it should not be a problem.
- This really hurts, but that means it’s working. Not in every case. Definitely let your
If you’re making faces, the pressure is probably too deep.
therapist know if the pressure is ever too much or too little. They can always adjust to your best pressure so that you don’t feel as if you have been run over by a steam roller, if you don’t want that. Bruises don’t look cute on anyone.
- Wow, she’s really digging in there. Please don’t bruise, skin. Again, please tell your therapist if the pressure is ever too much or too little. You don’t want to be bruised; the therapist doesn’t want to bruise you.
- I hope the massage oil she’s using doesn’t make my back break out because I really want to wear that new silk cami this weekend. If you prefer, you can bring your own massage media. If you have a preference of lotion over oil, you can ask that prior to your session.
- Does she get grossed out by people with bacne? Oh no, she just kneaded around a pimple on my back. This is a good thing. You don’t want the bacteria from the pimple to be spread across your back. That is something an aesthetician should take care of.
- This calming music really makes me anxious. Where’s the soothing Taylor Swift? If you prefer your own music, you should be able to bring it, and ask if you can use it, especially if you’re in a spa. Not everyone is able to relax to Megadeth or the soothing sounds of Black Sabbath.
- Can she really feel a pressure point on my shoulder and relieve it by pressing one on my hips? That doesn’t seem possible. More than likely, you have some referred pain going on. It is possible to touch one area, and relieve another. Ask your therapist; they should be happy to answer that question for you.
- OMG, does she think it’s strange that I left my underwear on? I would think it strange if you had scuba gear on, but not really your underwear.
- God, please don’t let me fart right now. You and me both, sister; you and me both. During this whole session, I’m sure were asking God the same thing for both our sanity sake. If it happens, it’s a natural reaction of muscles relaxing. Relax.
- Did she just use her elbows? It hurts so good. Ask. They’ll be more than happy to answer that question for you.
- Do massage therapists get massages after work? Yes, but not always.
NiaMassage 
You always make me laugh. I always feel bad if I show up with dry skin, stubble, not freshly showered…lol
If you have dry skin, opt to get a body scrub along with your massage – you’ll come out relaxed and polished.
Stubble I don’t mind so much, because if you freshly shave and get a massage, you could end up with blackheads from the clogged pores ON YOUR LEGS. Which would you rather have? 😉
Not freshly showered? I don’t mind either, unless you’ve just freshly stepped out of a sewer system. It’s hot; you are going to sweat, and probably smell. We’ve got stuff for that – aromatherapy is a wonderful upgrade.
Now, you’re relaxed, polished, and smell great! Thank you for posting!
#25 hilarious!!!! I wonder if you’re looking at my back fat! LOL
I have more rolls on my back than a plate of buttered biscuits. The wonderful thing about gravity is that it lays it out flat, for the most part, on the table. 😉